If you ever find yourself randomly catching on fire here’s what NOT to do.
1. Get in a gasoline fight
For one, that is just plain stupid. But just in case you’re tempted, resist the urge.
2. Try and blow it out
Oxygen will just make the flame bigger, genius.
3. Hang out with a dragon
If you have a friend dragon, there may be something wrong with you. But just in case you do, stay away.
Have tea another day.
4. Go frolicking through the woods
Best to keep the frolicking on a down low if you’re on fire.
Everyone knows the saying, ‘Liar, liar, pants on fire.’ Well, if your pants are already on fire, you should stop the lying.
I hope you never catch on fire, but if you do, make sure you avoid these things.
(This post was for my new friend Tony Stone)
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Natasha House is the author of Grace Alive, a modern day Christian romance novel where Zoe, a pastor’s daughter faces a giant challenge with the topic of courting. If you enjoy Christian romance, with humor, drama, and passion, then pick up your copy here.
Meet Zoe Reed
She is 26, unmarried, and still living with her parents. Working at a lame craft store, she feels like her life has become one giant disappointment.
Waiting for Mr. Right, yet having never been on a date, let alone kissed a man, she wonders if he will ever come.
Then she meets Branson Tate
The handsome man and his three kids stumble into her life, and she finds him to be polar opposite of what her parents have always wanted for her.
But when Zoe’s dad, the pastor of the largest church in Michigan, says God spoke to him who her husband is, she’s faced with a choice.
Is her father hearing God or is she?